Thank you for joining us, and [bad word] to the Council

It is my wholehearted pleasure to inform each and every one of you that you have departed from your physical human form and are now dead
You are a remarkable group of souls
You are in a place that I like to call the Land of Deceased
As many of you may have already realized, the memories of your previous lives have already begun to fade
Although you may not remember or understand, I can assure you that each and every one of you are indeed connected
Connected in your previous lives and now again in death
You may believe that your death means the end of you as an entity, but this is false
You have all been given a very special opportunity that most souls do not have the good fortune or privilege of receiving:
The opportunity of taking in closure and understanding
The opportunity to obtain sublime insight into your previous life
I'm not here to judge you, and I'm not here to preach
My role here is to guide you as we search through your past
To help you connect the dots and reveal to you the [bad word] 

To show you (to show you) how our souls survive