you retreat, i advance
you cry on graves, while i dance
you will ebb, and I will flow
i’m so sure about you, you don't know

the more I love you, the more you stray
the more I hate you, the more [bad word] for me
dance like this, dance like that
love me, love me, love me like a baseball bat

but the music sounds so sweet
the [bad word] so easy, easy
why can’t we?
c’mon, count me in. (two, three...)
c’mon, let's play it again

now i retreat, you advance
 [bad word] this [bad word] dance
lover, how i miss you so
oh, i wish i never would’ve let you go
i wish i never would’ve let you go

 [bad word] 

“what do you want,” he said all coy,
“some kind of boy toy? some kind of boy toy?”

two broken birds, you say, we’re two left feet
now take your coat off and make a mess of me
so I’ve got a broken heart
so what, it’s a heart you could start
yeah, it’s a heart you could start
so shut up, shut up, shut up