I want a dog, a chihuahua
When I get back to my small flat I want to hear somebody bark
Oh, you can get lonely

Don't want a cat, scratching its claws all over my
Habit at giving no love and getting fat
Oh, you can get lonely, an' a cat's no help with that

Bulldog, hound, pug, labrador, 
Collie, retriever, doberman-pincher, 
Husky, dalmatian, St. Bernard and dachshund, 
Mongrel, beagle, [bad word] spaniel

I want a dog to walk in the park
When it gets dark, my dog will bark at any passers-by
Oh, you can get lonely, I want a dog

I want a dog a chihuahua
When I get back to my small flat I want to hear somebody bark
Oh, you can get lonely