I want to squeeze Rin-chan in my arms
I want to pin her down and squeeze her in my embrace
SQUEEZE HER ARMS, TOO
It's like the ant and the grasshopper story, Rin-chan~
I want to go shopping with Rin-chan
and nonchalantly tell her, "Ah~ it's shopping, right?"
AND SHOP THE [bad word] OUT OF EVERYTHING WITH HER
Rin-chan's ribbon is attached to her Alice band,
but I want to switch it with cat ears and wonder when she will notice
When will she notice it..? Hm... She still doesn't know...
ARE YOU FU@#ING SERIOUS?! SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW!! oh [bad word] OH [bad word] OH [bad word] OH [bad word] 

Rin-chan
RIN-CHAN RIN-CHANRIN-CHAN
R I N N AHH AHH RIN CHAN RIN CHAN RIN CHAN AHH ahhhh sniff sniff Sniff SNIFF hah HAH 
Such lovely smell! SNIFFFFFFF ahhh...
I want to smell Kagamine Rin-tan's lovely blonde hair!!
SNIFF SNIFF Ah, no I mean- 
I want to nuzzle it! NUZZLEnuzzleNUZZLEnuzzleFLUFFYNUZZLEFLUFF--

I want to wake up in the morning, and find a grown-up Rin-chan
WHOA! AMAZING! Long-haired Rin-chan! Rin-chan's l-long hair is--! W-WHOAA..! WHHOOAA! THE LONG HAIR TOO SEDUCTIVE!! WHHOOAA! WHOA-!@#$% Whoa!@#$?

Ah, Rin-chan's "that" is so adorable
YES! Rin-chan's "that" is so adorably cute! 
I JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!
Anyways, I really suck at formal speech, you see...
So i'm always told informal speech is fine, but...
I STILL SUCK AT IT EITHER WAY This is [bad word] story.
When Rin-chan murmurs t herself, 
If Rin-chan's a Magical Girl... 
She'd be: MAGIC CLEAN! Or something like that, haha...

Ah, these days, when I get back home exhausted
I just take a bath and go straight to bed
I get all lonely and everything... 
Then when  I close my eyes,
I start fantasizing about this and that, you know
Like really interesting things, and really EROTIC things...
Or even imagine what it'd be like if Rin-chan was next to me right now!
Or like when I'd meet Rin-chan on the streets
FACE-TO-FACE ENCOUNTER!
Then I'll hug her and tell her,
"Fate has brought us together" 
What's with this BODY HEAT?!
MAYBE THIS ISN'T DREAM!
So when I opened my eyes,
It was the small chick plushie I won from the crane machine...

AHH RIN-CHAN!! AHHH- RINCHAN!!! WOO HOO!!!I'vE ALWAYS LOVED YOU! ALWAYS LOVED YOU! DAYSON PON!!! WAsshoi! UWAAAAAAH! PET BOTTLE!! WUAH! [bad word] #33; WHOA!!! SEI!!! PAHH!!