Lady of the damned won’t
Be a slave to the blonde or the culture of the popular
(She won't, she won't)
Sing with you, I'll
Fly on your radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
(I will, I will)
 [bad word] 
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest [bad word] hookers, and cheap gin
 [bad word] 
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight
 [bad word] 
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!

[Verse 2]
I don't like to boast
But our [bad word] are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
(She won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and
Play 'em like a piano, man
(I will, I will)
 [bad word] + [bad word] + [bad word] 

[Bridge]
I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, because
I am rich as [bad word] When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth
The grass heats up my insides and my [bad word] starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!

 I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight