[bad word] to the home of the hillbilly
Yeah, baby
It's a land of barbed wire and moonshine whiskey
Park your car before you get it stuck
Go on, grab you a beer
And get on up in the [bad word] 
It's going down tonight
It's all on me
It's BYOB and I got all we need
Yeah, boy, I'm 'bout to show me a city slicker
How to kick it in the sticks with the critters down on

Our side of the barbed wire
Money grows in rows
If it don't you're goin' broke
So we
We hang out by the bonfire
Just some good ol' boys having a dang good time
We crank it up (down here)
We get loud (down here)
Throwin' down in the dirty, dirty south (down here)
Be an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks
Jocks and bikers, they all came to kick it in the sticks

So pop a top and drop a tailgate
Yeah, we're crankin' up AC/DC, Hank, Skynyrd, and George Strait
Where's the girls?
'Bout to call 'em up
little southern drawl said, "Hey trouble what's up? "
It's goin' down tonight
Now they're pullin' up
We got the jacked up [bad word] slap covered in mud
Bikini tops and Daisy Duke denim
Hoppin' out singin 'Outlaw Women' down on

Our side of the barbed wire
Money grows in rows
If it don't you're goin' broke
So we
We hang out by the bonfire
Just the good ol' boys having a dang good time
We crank it up (down here)
We get loud (down here)
Throwin' down in the dirty, dirty south (down here)
Be an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks
Jocks and bikers, they all came to kick it in the sticks

Hey, boy, hit this Mason jar one time
Burned you a little bit, didn't it?
Ever been snipe huntin'? [bad word] on

We'll do a little frog giggin', cow tippin'
How 'bout a little skinny dippin', bass fishin'
Take it easy on the 'shine
And stay away from other boys' women
That's one [bad word] good way for a man to get it whooped down
These boys are tough down here
Get your [bad word] tore up down here
And be an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks
Jocks and bikers, they all came

Our side of the barbed wire
Money grows in rows
If it don't you're goin' broke
So we
We hang out by the bonfire
Just the good ol' boys having a dang good time
We crank it up (down here)
We get loud (down here)
Throwin' down in the dirty, dirty south (down here)
Be an all nighter with the hippies and the hicks
Jocks and bikers, they all came to kick it in the sticks