I'd like to sing a stupid song
We just hope it's not too long
No, it's just a simple one
This way we can't get along

But I am handsome I am strong
Well you maybe could be wrong
You can't hide and you [bad word] We thought music would be fun

My legs are limp, my arms are weak
You are such a lousy freak
I cannot sing, I cannot speak
You tell the same [bad word] every week

My lung is black, my heart is blue
You should quit that smoking too
I'm doing things I shouldn't do
Simply you are just a fool

He can't sing, he can't jive
He [bad word] out here alive
But he's got somethin' special, right?
(Shalala-lala)

So if you wanna do it right
Forget the rest and shout out loud
This is your voice so don't you cry
(Shalala-lala)

I don't know if you like my voice
Seems like we don't have a choice
You better keep on playing boys
We don't wanna be unemployed

Oh, I'm so cool I am so hot
Some may think that you are not
I'm playing like a mighty god
Maybe we shold better STOP!

I'm always feeling like a king
We just feel that you can't sing
I got the blues, I got the swing
Seems like you got everything

I got the style, I got the flow
Maybe now it's time to show
I'm so hot I start to glow
Please don`t mind if we just go

He can't sing, he can't jive
He [bad word] out here alive
But he's got something special right
(Shalala-lala)

So if you wanna do it right
Forget the rest and shout out loud
This is your voice so don't you cry
(Shalala-lalalaaaaaaaaa...)