John Lennon vs Bill O' Reilly

John Lennon
Help, you're making my ears bleed you need a muzzle
Why are you [bad word] off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the shower
You need to chill out for a minute and smoke weed for an hour
Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me and your face looks like a [bad word] I took high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his [bad word] 

Bill O' Reilly
You [bad word] long hair, living in your yellow submarine. Well, you're about to get sunk, by the right wing, political machine!
Stop your presses Lennon, you call me MR. Bill O'Reilly
When [bad word] to squashing Limeys [bad word] recommended highly!
You're weak, between you and me there's [bad word] 
I'll beat you so bad you'll weep gently like George Harrison
You're Paul McCartney's b***h, with less talent than Ringo
And I'd rather suck George Bush's [bad word]  then Yoko Ono's.

John Lennon
Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your [bad word] for free
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer, and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up,
Why don't you just take a vacation and SHUT THE f**k UP?

Bill O'Reilly
Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle,
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle.
Don't tell me to shut the f**k up, that's how I survive,
Now here's Sting, what? f**k it, we'll do it live!