On a tropical island, underneath a molten lava moon
Hanging with the hula dancers, asking questions cause they got all the answers
Puttin' on lotion,? sittin' by the ocean [bad word] #39; it on my [bad word] #39; it on my body

Get me out of this cave
Cause it's nothin' but a gladiator grave
And if I stick to the plan
I think I'll turn into a lava man
(I think I'll turn into a lava man!)