How the [bad word] he got an Oscar,
Passed out in his red Mazda,
With his [bad word] head in his pasta,
in the parking lot of K-mart plaza,
across from the Red Lobster,
Looking like the Loch Ness Monster,
Dressed like a cross dressed mobster,
talk is cheap it cost less to gossip,
I’ll probably be a lot less hostile,
if you snots kept your snozzes out the air holes
or get [bad word] in all seven holes,
 [bad word]  mouth, [bad word]  yeah, both ears,
and ha, yes nostrils,
at the Ozfest with Nas,
bumpin Das EFX in a wrecked up Dotsin
and drop two extra strength Watson Vicodin,
out my pocket, they cost less,
I’m a hot mess, cuz I tripped and got my head stuck in a wasps nest,
in the process, awesome