Clickin' by your house about two forty-five
With a sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise,
I got a cherry popsicle right on time
big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind

'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band (yeah)
I'm your ice cream man, honny,
I'll be good to you.

Baby, missed me in the alley, baby, don't you [bad word] back around and don't forget,
When you're tired and you're hungry
Want something cool,
Got something better than a swimming pool

'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, honey,
I'll be good to you.
'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, honey,
I'll be good to you.

If you see [bad word]  you ain't got no change
Don't worry baby, it can be arranged
Show me you can smile, baby, just for me
I'll fix you with a [bad word]  and I'll do it for free

'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band
I'm your ice cream man, honey,
I'll be good to you

(TOM WAITS)