Отсутствует (исполнитель: Неизвестен)
I woke up this morning Oh my, what a terrible surprise My ears and nose had fallen off in the middle of the night On my way to work my hand got jammed in a door I still can’t believe it, my whole arm fell on the floor Two dogs began to follow me While I was walking down the street Then one of them bit my leg And ran away with it This is the ballad of The [bad word] man Who fell apart bit by bit Till there was nothing left So I quickly left the office I was totally upset My body was [bad word] and I wasn’t even dead yet My skin was getting swollen, my hair had already gone I even lost an eyeball on the bus while I was riding home When I finally got home My wife had already fled Oh, I tried really hard not to lose my head This is the ballad of The [bad word] man Who fell apart bit by bit Till there was nothing left Oh, what an awful day I had With stressful days like this It can get really hard to keep Oneself all in one piece