I, was gaming in the back
My girl was in the sack
She went to bed when we were close to our first kill on Beth'tilac
I asked, polite, did she want to play tonight
But she just rolled her eyes and asked me if I'd take her for a ride
And that was when I died, the leader called a wipe
but we saw battle res was up so I was back in on the fight
My girl, don't know what she is missing
She's just [bad word] cause she can't see why this game has all my attention, screamin'
 [bad word] 
No, I'm never gonna quit
Ain't nothin' wrong with it
Just playing on my MMO
No, no matter what you say
I'm always gonna play
It's just a little MMO [bad word] on baby log in
log in, just log in
Go roll a toon and get in
 [bad word] in and says to me
“Do you want something to eat”
Like I’ve got time to eat when fire is spawning right beneath my feet
It’s hard, to hear, when she’s yappin’ in my ear
And then there’s DBM that’s screamin’ something evil’s drawing near
I don’t, know how, I’m supposed to play my WoW
When she says one more [bad word] is all she’s going to allow
Oh yes, we’re leet, we finally got her beat
It felt so good I almost jumped out of my seat
I'm screamin'

We, were visiting her dad [bad word] in my lap
I had just logged in for dailies
When she whispered “what is that?”
I closed, the screen, wondering how much she had seen
And that was when she started screamin’
"Are you ever gonna stop?"
Her Dad, was mad, thinking I was being dirty
But it turns out he had just got
His new mage to level 30
Sometimes, I miss the way she kissed but now
At least we have a mage that know’s how critical this is
We’re screamin’