Here you are on a boat, you're adrift, you're afloat, one might even stay you're stuck 
Well, I don't wanna gloat, but I would like to note that you're in luck 
You've been saved by the ape [bad word] these waters 
So forget about your wives and daughters 
First Mate, introduce me to them, please! 

Aye aye, Captain Gutt! 
He's the big and scary, 
Elegant and hairy, 
Fear inspiring, 
Years 'til retiring, 
Looting, stealing, 
Banana peeling, 
Undisputed Master of the Seas! 
(Oh, jeez!) 
That's me! Tis he! x3
Okay, okay

I'm a primate pirate pioneer and these are my brave buccaneers, 
All of whom where once lost souls like you. 

It's [bad word]  
He rescued us! 
He saved our butts! 
For that we owe our lives to Gutt, and assuming he doesn't kill you... 
You will owe him too! 

Here we are on a ship, moving at quite a clip through the ever-shifting ice  [bad word] along on a trip, 
That's a hint, 
That's a tip, 
That's good advice! 
In a world that's going under 
To survive you must learn to plunder, 

Luckily, that's my field of expertise. 

He's the best!
 He's the roving, heaving, 
(We really should be leaving!) 
Weapon-throwing, 
(We gotta get going!) 
Sloth-slaying, 
(Ah, I wish we could be staying!) 
Undisputed, uncontested, monkey-suited, 

Yeah, you guessed it, 

Master of the Seas!
Oh, please! 
That's me! Tis he! x2
That's who? It's you! Just testing, I knew, it's me!