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 [bad word] is a wonderful habit
In summer, in winter, in autumn, in spring! [bad word] is a wonderful habit
And a most economical thing!

It costs you very little –
It's most inexpensive a treat
And you can play the middle
And still make both ends meet!

Yes,  is a wonderful habit – [bad word] is a mazing, fantastical stuff!
You may not be a wolf or a rabbit –
But you'll find that you can't get enough!
 [bad word] is so awfully restfull –
When you're tired, there's nothing it lacks
And if it should turn out successful
The government lowers your tax!
 [bad word] is so very convenient
You can enjoy it in country or town
It makes you feel very lenient –
It's the one thing you'll take lying down!

It's so good at the right time
More pleasant than movies or beer!
It may make demands on your nighttime –
But without it, we wouldn't be here!

Yes,  helps to build up the nation [bad word] doesn't care about hours or pay
It teaches co-operation
In a friendly, good-neighborly way
Yes, friendly, good-neighborly
Hya, babe-ly, mink or sable-ly
House or stable-ly
Couch or table-ly -
In a friendly, good-neighborly way!