Understand my Marble Faun, 
 Grey Gardens plain freaked me out. 

 Costumes consist of skirts and a cape. 
 You lost your [bad word] mind while playin' it straight. 
 Conservative eyes in shame. 
 Whats eft of your beauty but pain? 
 '75 raccoons in the wall there's nowhere to hide. 

 Little Edie said 
 that the handy man 
 was a Marble Faun. 
 Whats a Marble Faun? 
 Edie whats the point ? 
 Edie whats so wrong? 

 Edie said the handy man's a Marble Faun, 
 a Marble faun.