I like her [bad word] 
but she never show em to me 

working together for last 3 years 
trying to find the [bad word] boson of Higgs 
no private life only the science 
LHC our only child 

I've got erection each time I saw her 
and her resistance just made my wee-wee 
harder than lead she never cared 
particle physics was on her mind 

one darkest night we were in lab and 
i felt so horny and so did she 
she was screaming "oh physics! oh physics!" 
I tried to stick her she was so wet 

she watches the screen , it's glowing red 
took off her panties and licked her hand 
I tried to touch her boobies but she won't let me 
-oh no!!! oh no !!! she said to me 
- I don't like men!!! You [bad word]  [bad word] !! 

Jerk on Jerk off 
Mein kleine schwanz 
I've smacked her face 
Das ist ein [bad word] Wissenschaft !!! 

Cut off her [bad word] 
Machete style 

Danny Trejo would be proud 
As I performed the chop off job 

Power on-line all systems down 
I've put her [bad word] into main ring 
I've started cycle, maxed power 
To achieve boobsal celerity 
Collision taken place and spawned [bad word] Wormhole 

Was ist das? 
Oh it's me [bad word] 
No it's my [bad word] 
No it's my [bad word] (smth japanese)