You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Fluttershys
Flew in the room as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And their squeaking everywhere
Would be so cute
That I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony [bad word] to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams

'Cause into my room they'd fly
Those ten thousand pegasi
As they sung me lullabies to sleep
"Time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, time to go to bed"
I'd slumber then,
Snug under my warm bedspread

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony [bad word] to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
(When I fall asleep)

Don't close my browser for a bit
(Please send me a pony here)
'Cause I need another pony hit
(Please send me a pony here)
Why can't I stop with one more peek
(Please send me a pony here)
It's 5am, and I need to sleep

To ten million Fluttershys
I'm weird, 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several hide
When my dreams get pony-fied
'Cause I saved a few
And into my room they'll glide

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony [bad word] to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
(When I fall asleep)

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony [bad word] to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
(When I fall asleep)

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony [bad word] to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause I'm obsessed with ponies, so it seems...