[bad word] I'm the LoL Champion, killin' off your paladins
Gankin' in the bush that I caught you campin' in
Crowd control, and I ain't talkin' bout the audience
I'm merkin' all the minions and the champs that they're followin

The LoL Champion, securin' the win
They say they're gonna RQ if I do it again [bad word]  in with a nuke, my kill is never a fluke
Pentakill on these noobs, just call it a lose

VERSE
LoL protagonist, and Garen is the catalyst
And Kassadin be smashin em, with pulses then we outta here
Headed right back to the summoner's rift
Rock steady, Sunfire, Merc Treads equipped
Singed let the gas loose I'll admit he had me coughin
Then I put him to rest and laid Karthus in a coffin
Volibear came through, said he wanted to spark it
But I heard from Ashe, that he was just another target
Wow, we are the legends now
How, could they stop us now
I'm meant to stand my ground
They all are going -

Down to get it started, noobs screamin soprano
Cuz [bad word]  the lane, and Graves just ran outta ammo
And then I strike full force, and I'm not gonna miss you
So please say goodbye, I'm sure that your team is gonna miss you
 [bad word] I'm the LoL Champion, killin' off your paladins
Gankin' in the bush that I caught you campin' in
Crowd control, and I ain't talkin' bout the audience
I'm merkin' all the minions and the champs that they're followin

The LoL Champion, securin' the win
They say they're gonna RQ if I do it again [bad word]  in with a nuke, my kill is never a fluke
Pentakill on these noobs, just call it a lose

VERSE
lol on LoL, these kids think they can hassle
I'm kickin over your turrets, fallin' like sand castles [bad word] in the jungle, I'll see you there
My team might mess around and then leave you there
My whole squad got a buffed out advantage
And my tank over there will drop you right where you're standing
And my partners to the left, fightin' Taric and [bad word] While I'm chillin' in the back, crankin' my victor shuffle
Wow, we are the legends now
How, could they stop us now
I'm meant to stand my ground
They all are going -

Down for the cause, the enemy of my enemy
Snare, stuns, and taunts I think I have a violent tendency
I bet wish you didnt flame with us
30 minutes took your nexus, you can't hang with us
 [bad word] (3x)
I'm the LoL Champion, killin' off your paladins
Gankin' in the bush that I caught you campin' in
Crowd control, and I ain't talkin' bout the audience
I'm merkin' all the minions and the champs that they're followin

The LoL Champion, securin' the win
They say they're gonna RQ if I do it again [bad word]  in with a nuke, my kill is never a fluke
Pentakill on these noobs, just call it a lose