Brainbuster, spinning wheel kick, flying body press 
Tiger driver, figure four leg lock 

Mean in his demeanor, knees and elbows, [bad word] blows, 
His execution executes the toughest of all foes! 
The Shooter, Ice Man, Man of a Thousand Holds 
The match quickly unfolds to: 
Dean Malenko, tap 1, done with such precision! 
Dean Malenko, tap 2, no one out-submissions! 

Leg lariat, gut buster from the top rope 
sit out double under hook power bomb 

Mean in his demeanor, knees and elbows, [bad word] blows, 
His execution executes the toughest of all foes! 
The Shooter, Ice Man, Man of a Thousand Holds 
The match quickly unfolds to: 
Dean Malenko, tap 1, done with such precision! 
Dean Malenko, tap 2, no one out-submissions! 

Dean Malenko, tap 1, done with such precision! 
Dean Malenko, tap 2, no one out submissions! 
Dean Malenko, tap 3, call for the mortician! 
Dean Malenko, he dead, 
Cloverleafing bodies into corpses!