There’s a shadow on the wall; stay calm, stay calm
There’s a figure in the hall; stay calm, stay calm
Keep my wits and stay alive
Wish I had a 9 to 5
There’s a stranger in us all; stay calm, stay calm

Every hair is on it’s end; that’s fine, I’m fine
Feeling my adrenaline; that’s fine, I’m fine
I can keep away the creeps
Safely from my swivel seat
Somethings crawling through the vent; that’s fine, ...uh oh

There’s a ghost in the machine; stay calm, stay calm
They are watching through the screen; stay calm, stay calm
They just might drive me crazy. Hit me!

Freddie: Hey kids, nice to 'eetcha! Are you ready for some Fazbear pizza?
Bonnie: Who’s this, working at the night shift?
Foxy: I don’t know, but I don’t think I like him
Chica: He’s so cute! I can feel his heart racing!
Bonnie: About time we had a brand new plaything
Foxy: Another yellow belly balking like a chicken 
Chica: Hey!
Freddie: Listen gang, I say that we dig in

They are slowly closing in; stay calm, stay calm
Find an inner strength within; stay calm, stay calm
If I’ve learned one thing it’s that:
Don’t respond to craigslist ads
I can see their second skin; stay calm...

In the end there’s only me; all right, all right
Morning sun will set me free; all right, all right
I spent Five Nights at Freddy’s. Hit me!

Chica: Hey, where did our new friend go?
Freddy: Don’t worry, he’ll be back again tomorrow.
Bonnie: So, uh, does he not go to the bathroom, or does he just hold it in all night?
Foxy: Aye, he pees into a cup.
Chica: Ew!
Foxy: I’ve seen him do it with me own eye. We were both just staring at eachother... It was extremely awkward.
By: Георгий Невгус