It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters 
Watching out they don't four-letter 
 [bad word] and kiss you both at the same time 
Smells-like something I've forgotten 
Curled up died and now it's rotten 

I'm not a gangster tonight 
Don't want to be a bad guy 
I'm just a loner baby 
And now you're gotten in my way 

I can't decide 
Whether you should live or die 
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven 
Please don't hang your head and cry 
No wonder why 
My heart feels dead inside 
It's cold and hard and petrified 
Lock the doors and close the blinds 
We're going for a ride 

It's a [bad word] convincing people to like you 
If I stop now call me a quitter 
If lies were cats you'd be a litter 
Pleasing everyone isn't like you 
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled 
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled 

I've got to hand it to you 
You've played by all the [bad word] 
It takes the [bad word] to fool me 
And now you've made me angry 

I can't decide 
Whether you should live or die 
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven 
Please don't hang your head and cry 
No wonder why 
My heart feels dead inside 
It's cold and hard and petrified 
Lock the doors and close the blinds 
We're going for a ride 

Oh I could throw you in the lake 
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake 
I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone 
Oh I could bury you alive 
But you might crawl out with a knife 
And kill me when I'm sleeping 
That's why 

I can't decide 
Whether you should live or die 
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven 
Please don't hang your head and cry 
No wonder why 
My heart feels dead inside 
It's cold and hard and petrified 
Lock the doors and close the blinds 
We're going for a ride