My girlfriend's got a boyfriend, funny
He doesn't make a dime all day
And all her girlfriends' boyfriends make money
What more can I say?
It's [bad word] He never made it through a day of school
The only thing he studied was you
He knows your body better than you do

Maybe I'm your Mr. Right
Baby, maybe I'm the one you like
Maybe I'm a shot in the dark
And you're the morning light
Whoa
Maybe this is sad but [bad word] Baby, maybe you've got nothing to lose
You could be the best of me
When I'm the worst for you

My girlfriend's got a [bad word] To catch the bus to meet
To meet up with the boyfriend's girlfriend
Who's stunning
She's such a sight to see
It's [bad word] The moment he laid eyes on you he knew
The only wish he wanted came [bad word] He knows he's lucky that he met someone like you

Maybe I'm your Mr. Right
Baby, maybe I'm the one you like
Maybe I'm a shot in the dark
And you're the morning light
Whoa
Maybe this is sad but [bad word] Baby, maybe you've got nothing to lose
You could be the best for me
When I'm the worst for you

You can always change your mind
And you can't change mine
I know you can't change mine

Maybe I'm your Mr. Right
Baby, maybe I'm the wrong you like
Maybe I'm a shot in the dark
And you're the morning light
Whoa
Maybe this is sad but [bad word] Baby, maybe you've got nothing to lose
You could be the best for me
When I'm the worst for you