Oh! Demolition, demolition
 Demolition, demolition
 Tied to the tracks and the train's [bad word]  Strapped to the wing with the [bad word]  You say that this wasn't in your plan
 And don't mess around with the demolition man

 Tied to a chair, and the bomb is ticking
 This situation was not of your picking
 You say that this wasn't in your plan
 And don't mess around with the demolition man

 I'm a walking nightmare, an [bad word] of doom
 I kill conversation as I walk into the room
 I'm a three line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban
 I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man
 Demolition, demolition
 Demolition, demolition

 [bad word] to me like a moth to the flame
 It's love you need but I don't play that game
 'Cause you could be my greatest fan
 But I'm nobody's friend, I'm a demolition man

 I'm a walking nightmare, an [bad word] of doom
 I kill conversation as I walk into the room
 I'm a three line whip, I'm the sort of thing they ban
 I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man
 Demolition, demolition
 Demolition, demolition

 Tied to the tracks and the train's [bad word]  Strapped to the wing with the [bad word]  You say that this wasn't in your plan
 And don't mess around with the demolition man

 Tied to a chair, and the bomb is ticking
 This situation was not of your picking
 You say that this wasn't in your plan
 And don't mess around with the demolition man