[Wheatley]

Well, Well, Well... [bad word] to MY LAIR
Chell and a potato, huh?
Oooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the ones that wanna take me out, ah ha ha...good luck.
You're joking, you are joking?!
I can't believe my eye!
You're kidding me, you've gotta be?
Why wont you just die?!
She's fat, you're starchy!
I don't know which is worse!
I might just blow a circuit...
If don't die laughing first!
When little old Wheatley says:
"There's trouble behind that door!"
You'd better pay attention now!
Because I'm the Wheatley core!
And if you aren't shaking...
Then there's something very wrong!
Because this may be the last time...
That you hear The Wheatley Song!
Oooh!

[Turret]
 Ooh!

[Wheatley]
 Oooh!

[Turret's]
 Ooh!

[Wheatley]
 Ooh!

[Turret]
 Ooh ! He's the evil Wheatley core!

[Wheatley]
 Well, if i'm feeling bored...
And there  isn't much to do...
I might just build a special batch...
Of test  for you to do!

[Turret's]
 Ooh!

[Wheatley]
 Oh yeah!

[Space Core]
 SPAAAACE!

[Wheatley] 
Oooh!

[Turret]
 Ooh! He's the evil Wheatley core!

[GLaDOS] 
Relieve  yourself or you must  face the dire consequences.
The subjects  are expecting me SO [bad word] to your senses!

[Wheatley]
 You're joking, are you joking?!
I can't believe my ears!
Would somebody shut this potato up?!
I'm drowning in my tears!
It's funny! I'm laughing!
You really are too much...
And now without your permission, I'm gonna do my stuff...

[GLaDOS]
 What are you going to do?!

[Wheatley]
 I'm gonna do the best I can....
The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air!
Because i'm the brilliant Wheatley core... Although i don't play fair!
It's much more fun,i must confess...
When lives are on the line!
Not mine,of course,but yours old girl!
Now that' be just fine...

[GlaDOS]
It's over, you maron! You've really taken this too far!

[Wheatley]
Oh,darling.you'rе something  
You put me in a spin!
You [bad word] ..
The position that you're in!
Is hopeless!Your're finished! 
You're stuck her in my lair!
Because i'm clever old Wheatley...
And you're not going nowhere...