Toby:
Look at little Tim Tim
sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP TIMMY
WHAT IF THERE'S MONSTER?!
Don't be scared Timmy or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch
(it's a) SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in your hallway
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks.

Timmy:
But my house is on fire!

Toby:
Shhh!

Tim Tim,
Things are looking grim grim
But lucky for you you [bad word] with a solution!
It's your lucky day.
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire
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SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath
SAFETY WATER!
First one on the house!

-talk time-

Timmy:
Heh, I see what you did there.
First one's on the house.

Toby: 
Heh heh yeah.
Just the first one though but it's a quite a few.
So those... 
...Plus all that safety torches...
Let's like, let's just call it like 500 bucks.

Timmy:
I don't have 500 bucks!

Toby:
Oh that's fine I'll bill your parents.

Timmy:
No!

Toby:
Thanks for your time go on back to sleep
Have a good night.

Timmy:
My parents are gonna kill me...