Whiskey gin and brandy
 With a glass I'm pretty handy
 I'm tryin' to walk a straight line
 On sour mash and cheap wine
 So join me for a drink boys
 We gonna make a big noise
 So don't worry 'bout tomorrow
 Take it today
 Forget about the cheque we'll get [bad word] to pay
 Have a drink on me
 Yeah have a drink on me
 Yeah have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me

 I'm dizzy [bad word] and fightin
 On tequila white lightnin
 My glass is getting shorter
 On whiskey ice and water
 So c'mon have a good time
 And get blinded outta your mind
 So don't worry 'bout tomorrow
 Take it today
 Forget about the cheque we'll get [bad word] to pay
 Have a drink on me
 Yeah have a drink on me
 Yeah have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me
 Get stoned

 Have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me
 C'mon

 Gonna roll around
 Gonna hit the ground
 Take another swing
 Have another drink
 Gonna drink you dry
 Gonna get me high
 C'mon all the boys
 Make a noise have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me

 Have a drink on me
 Have a drink on me
 Have a drink
 On
 Me