Saa kyou wa subarashii nandemonai hi na no sa 
Suteki na yosooi de [bad word] na utage wo hajimeyou ka 

Douzo osukina basho he okonomi no FUREEBAA wa nani? 
Koe wo tokashi konda mazu wa bara no ocha wo meshiagare 

Kawaita nodo wa iesezutomo koto no ha wa afuredeshou
Kimi wa nani mo mie chainai karappo no KAPPU no naka 
Imi no naikoto nante nani mo nai bokura no naka de wa 

"PAN wa sora wo tobenai" tte hito wa boku wo [bad word] to iu 
Dare ga kimeta no sa PAN datte chou ni naritai no ni 
Joushiki no ura no joushiki ga kono sekai wo uragaesu 
 [bad word] HAATO ga kirifudasa shinjitsu no KUIIN 
Jinsei nande TORANPU mitaina mono sa 

"Mad as a March hare" 
"Mad as a Hatter" 

KAMOFURAAJUU shinri he no tobira wo [bad word] hito no yo wa [bad word] 
"Grin like a Cheshire cat" doko he mukaeba ii no? 
 [bad word] nara doko he itte mo onaji janai? 

Kyouki to shouki no BOODAARAIN boku wo sasu iro mite iu 
Dare mo shiranai no sa tsugi [bad word] shippo no hougaku wo 
 [bad word] mono wo kagiwakete mawarimichi mo [bad word] 
Nemuri NEZUMI no hanashi ni mimi wo katamuke 
Nakara yuu wo umidasereba ure kara yume wo nama [bad word] no darou 
Genjitsu to higenjitsuteki no PARADOKKUSU katate ni sekai 
Kimi ga odoreba bishou wanai neko wa inai