Jenny came by just to say hi and show the tattoo of my name on her thigh
Sheila's on the phone, she won't leave me alone about the new position she wants to try
Pleasure always leads me to pain
Call me crazy, call me a lad insane
Yeah...

Oh my love, I'm singing with the spiders tonight
Underneath the bedroom light
Me and my mirror on a Saturday night

Oh my love, I'm rolling out the thunder tonight
Being alone never felt so right
Me and my mirror on a Saturday night
Saturday night

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I'm losing count of all the models I've kissed
Dom Perignon don't last very long
When all the hangers-on are taking a sip

Pleasure always leads me to pain
Call me crazy, call me a lad insane
Yeah...

Oh, my love, I'm singing with the spiders tonight
Underneath the bedroom light
Me and my mirror on a Saturday night

Oh my love, I'm rolling out the thunder tonight
Being alone never felt so right
Me and my mirror on a Saturday night
Saturday night

When I think of all the lonely hearts out there
All the young dudes alone on a Saturday night
With a big stack of DVD's by the TV
Crying into their popcorn on the other side of midnight
My brothers, there are rocks in every ocean, yes
And there are leaves on every track
And I have a dream that one day
You and me and all the dreamers in the world
We will start a band and we will never go back

Oh, my love, I'm singing with the spiders tonight
Underneath the bedroom light
Me and my mirror on a Saturday night

Oh my love, I'm rolling out the thunder tonight
Being alone never felt so right
Me and my mirror on a Saturday night
Saturday night