Napoleon Dynamite:
Gosh, I can’t believe how much of a little @#!*% you are
When [bad word] to world leaders
You like literally lowered the bar
I’ll rip your bones apart Bonaparte
Turn your horse into glue
 [bad word] to the battle of Waterloo part two!
I got skills
I’ll put you in a half Horatio Nelson
You’re the ugliest thing that’s ever failed [bad word] since Boris Yeltsin
You can keep your french fries
I got tater tots you gnome
Why don’t you crawl back in your little shell
And escargot the heck home

[Napoleon Bonaparte:]
How dare you address moi
You adolescent worm
I am French
You are a buck tooth nerd with a perm!
I spit at you harder than Tina the Llama
Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh’s
Doodle up some friends
You gangly freak show
Before I toss you over the mountain
Like the dreams of Uncle Rico!
This @#!*% 's about to see
How bad a battle can be
After this
Your buddy Pedro
Will be voting for me!

[Napoleon Dynamite]
Why don’t you freaking exile yourself
On your little island and hide
Cause this is a rap roller-coaster
You’re not even tall enough to ride
I don’t even care
How many like stupid
 [bad word] you’ve killed
Cause to me
You’re just the emperor of the lollipop guild

[Napoleon Bonaparte]
Sacrebleu
T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts
I’m going to shove your moon boots
Straight up your [bad word] shoot
I’ll whip you so bad
They’ll make a virgin meringue
You’re the only type of dynamite
That’s never going to bang!