(Charlie Scene)
Everywhere I Go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show [bad word] 
Everywhere I Go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

(Verse 1) (Charlie Scene)
Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get [bad word] before my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang [bad word] 
I'm undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds
Since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, [bad word] 

 [bad word]  (Deuce):
Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay [bad word] up
We'll keep them panties droppin
(x2)

(Verse 2)(Charlie Scene)
When I start drinking
My [bad word] does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big thick [bad word] 
D-Cups with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya'
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer
Or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a [bad word] #39; butcher
And I'll punk the [bad word] like I'm Ashton Kutcher!

 [bad word] x2)

(Verse 3)(Charlie Scene)
Let's get this party jumpin'
Let's see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your [bad word] against my [bad word] when I start buzzin' [bad word] on girls I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move I saw you winkin'
 [bad word] pussies what I'm thinkin'
I don't give a [bad word] if you're [bad word] or not
Turn it up loud feel the ambiance
Grab 2 ho's and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops
 [bad word] a wristband lets all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech with out the Chong
Hittin up the beer bong
When the cops show up
Their gonna get the finger
And i don't give a [bad word] 
Cuz I'm the designated drinker!

 [bad word] x4)

Everywhere I Go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show [bad word] 
Everywhere I Go, [bad word] always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show