Baby, Would you eat that there snack cracker

In your special outfit for me, please?

owwwWEEEEE!

Yo ye pharoahs, let us walk

Through this barren desert, in search of [bad word] 
And some pointy boots, and maybe a few snack crackers.

OWWWW WEEE baby, you make me wanna walk like a camel.

OWWWW WEEE, walk!

Who’s in charge here, where’s my Captain’s wafers?

Don’t go around hungry now, the way you eat that oatmeal pie,

Makes me just wanna die, baby, OWWWW

You make me wanna walk like a camel.

OWWWW WEEE, walk!

Say, you don’t think there’s any way I could get that quarter

From underneath your pointy boot, do ya?

All I want is just one more oatmeal pie.

OWWWW WEEE, Little Debbie, Little Debbie

I’m [bad word] on home, baby, ’cause you make me wanna walk

Like a camel, OWWWW WEEE!