I met a little lady, not long ago 
Forgot the town, but had a nifty show 
She had kinky ways, oh glory me 
She wouldn't say her name 
I called her Jelly Bean

Oh Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
When [bad word] to lovin' you're a mighty queen 
Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you

We got along so perfectly  [bad word] like a speedo for guarantee 
Her seduction needed no [bad word] 
We were tossin' and turnin' 
Backstage was burning

Oh Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
When [bad word] to lovin' you're a mighty queen 
Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you

Jelly Bean, my Jelly Bean, still yearning for your jelly cream 
My high price lawyer says I'm a fool 
But I just cannot stop thinking of you

Oh Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
When [bad word] to lovin' you're a mighty queen 
Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you

I ain't got your number 
Don't know your city 
So here's my little ditty 
And if you do need another [bad word] 
You know just what I'll do

He's gonna make sweet love to you 
He's gonna make sweet love to you 
I'm gonna make sweet love to you 
I'm gonna make sweet love to you

Oh Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
When [bad word] to lovin' you're a mighty queen 
Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines 
Oh Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
When [bad word] to lovin' you're a mighty queen 
Jelly Bean, oh Jelly Bean, 
You're a mean machine you got obscene routines 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
I wanna make sweet love to you 
all right