[Deuce]:
There once was a kid name of Deuce,
who got sick and tired of being picked on.
So he got himself a nice twenty-two,
click, boom, now he’s on the [bad word]  news.

[Deuce]:
Now who’s the king of these rap acts? American bad [bad word] 
they say he’s a class act, no wonder he’s jabbed at.
Thats why they put me up in lights and I rap back,
and half these critics wanna mimic my crack [bad word] 
He ain’t no cynic but he knows where your dads at,
they ain’t go’ finish ‘till they send you to Baghdad.
And minute by minute, they go’ pull you right in it,
you go’ end up at clinics because they put you on Xinix.
But don’t you worry I’m back, yeah Deuce is back with a black hat,
cape and a black cat, baby I’m the new Batman.
(ooh) You know only Angie can grab that,
I don’t need no groupies tryin’ a grab at my pants,
hopin’ I’m a go back and tax that,
I ain’t endin’ up in no place with no bad rash.
 [bad word] I get laughed at by media trash bags?
Just because I’m white and I sing like I’m half-black?

[Deuce] [bad word] 
Now you see my life, and it looks so pretty, looks so pretty.
You want what you can’t have, and you know that’s too [bad word] bad.
Try and take my pride, we both know thats silly, know that’s silly.
You want what you can’t have, and you know that’s too [bad word] bad.

[Skee-Lo]:
(Skee-Lo) I’m gonna’ make it no matter how long it takes me,
I’m sick of lower living I can’t allow it to break me.
My neighbors hate me, all they do is just make me,
bounce back, get on my hustle, achievin’ great things.
An architect, buildin’ my future, watching it grow,
reachin’ out to the youth and I’m teachin’ ‘em what I know.
I done seen a lot a people do anythin’ for the dough,
even rob, steal, kill, good girls that turned pro.
Good fellas turned stick-up kids I used to know.
Little Bobby graduated and college he couldn’t go.
The Earth rotates, a thousand thirty seven and a third.
Cops pull us over, tonight I’m on the curb,
gettin’ handcuffed, deputies searchin’ for contraband,
I’m face-down talkin’ to God, he understands.
Tomorrow I’m a start a new life a changed man,
but tonight I might be going to jail for eight grams (and)

[Deuce & Skee-Lo] [bad word] 

[Deuce]:
I was born to rip [bad word]  born with too much wit,
thats why they call me the Wiz Kid, ‘cause I drop hits.
Mimic me, I’m too sick, you can’t hang, I’m too quick.
What’s my name? Deuce [bad word]  its the new [bad word] 
Leavin’ egos [bad word] and yeah your trapped, your stupid,
tryin’a step in in my shoes, but its foolish.
I’m cuckoo, homey I got screws loose,
 [bad word] Tool, you can kiss my [bad word] too [bad word] 
you and your Dr. Phil affiliates,
you’re worth two cents of my time and
a few bars, so move [bad word] 
as long as I’m doing music
I’m a be a nuisance,
its a new movement.

[Deuce] [bad word] 

[Skee-Lo]:
Deuces, Deuces, Deuces, Deuces, Skee-Lo, Skee-Lo, Skee-Lo, Deuces