I've got some new batteries, can't wait to play COD.
It's just my XBOX and me, I'm gonna play all day.
Gatorade and some Snacks, I crank the volume to max.
I hold the trigger and blast, I wanna play all day.

[Hook]
My team is angry, 
making jokes about my K/D.
All they do is laugh and tell me, 
that I suck at Call of Duty.
 [bad word] 
Hey, I just found out, I'm a newbie
I suck at playing Call of Duty
It's hard to aim right, I'm bad in shooting
I suck at playing Call of Duty
Hey, I just found out, I'm a newbie
I suck at playing Call of Duty
All the other guys are owning newbies
But I am not good at Call of Duty

I die again and I cry, I'm wasting all of my time
Simply respawning and dying, thought I could play all day
I even got a killstreak killing some other newbies
Care package dropped and killed me, stolen by my team mate 

[Hook]
My team is angry, 
making jokes about my K/D.
All they do is laugh and tell me, 
that I suck at Call of Duty.
 [bad word] 

Before I played Call of Duty yeah I was so glad
I was so glad, yeah I was so so glad
But now after I have played it yeah I am so sad
cause I'm so bad, I am just so so bad
 [bad word] 

Before I played Call of Duty yeah I was so glad
I was so glad, yeah I was so so glad
But now after I have played it yeah I am so sad
cause I'm so bad, I am just so so bad