I got a story that'll waggle your eyes,
I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise
our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat
we defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal [bad word] meat
ronald had a dream when he was sucking his mom's [bad word] he wanted to palm cities rockin his fall hoodie
in this heat, nah man he ain't no clown
he don't need another guardian to hold the [bad word] place down,
ronald, i never got to say thank you
if you caught me at a KFC I never meant to hurt you,
I tore down a thousand burger kings for talking [bad word] 
have em lost for words on some stephen hawking [bad word] 
this cancer's got these little kids biting lips,
if burgers kill then [bad word] it im gonna die from it,
ill [bad word] die for you ronald i hope you understand,
avoid beef and im taking your [bad word] to pakistan,
see if ronald mcdonald would have [bad word] a bottle shop
ronald would unload a couple shots on these [bad word] cops
see mcdonalds is the finest china quality
that make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding socrates is
less post modern than ronald, cuz in a thousand years,
you and ill be gone but the paddies keep flipping
the chicken is still delicious the living expense is limitless,
so why the [bad word] you eating salad [bad word] 
see back in 48 was when i heard of this magic place
when the atom bomb [bad word] a small country in it's natural state,
rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
and reeled in any american chains with exceptional taste, but...