You won't find me in your handbook of heroes
You won't see me in your hall of fame
All the girls [bad word] around
And remove the mystery, oh

Do you get the picture?
I can get embarrassed too, you know
I would be your perfect host
I would vaseline my teeth for you

I'd be counting on a brave exhibition
I am a zoo if only
You would kiss me just like you used to
Then I might take a chance too

My doctor is I'll
My teacher's gone on holidays
Looks like I'm on my own
I'm so scared to be alone with you

Do you get the picture?
I can get sorta nervous too, you know
All the girls [bad word] around
And take off their mystery, oh no

I'd be counting on a brave exhibition
I am a zoo if only
You would kiss me just like you used to
Then I might take a chance too, on you

I'd be counting on a brave exhibition
I am a zoo if only
You would kiss me just like you used to
Then I might take a chance too, on you