I only wanted what everyone wanted since bras started burning up ribs in the sixties
Favors aflying, faces afalling and all I desire is to never be waiting

If that's a crime, [bad word] it
There's a new crime - ual suicide

When our underwire radio tears into their international airwaves
Boredom will die, ears will bleed
And all they'll desire is to give and to please

There's a new crime - ual suicide
There's a new crime, [bad word] it
While we're waiting on the next day
To begin it in the best way

There's a new crime - ual suicide.
There's a new crime, [bad word] it

Don't worry, Heather, about forever
Don't worry about me
It's a lottery, baby, everybody roll the dice
It's a lottery, baby, everybody roll the dice

Will we always be like little [bad word] grove to grove, asking
"Who loves me? Don't know who loves me"
It's pathetic, it's impossible
Like girls in stilettos
Like girls in stilettos
Like girls in [bad word] to run