Daddy's gonna drop his boy off at the show
But he doesn't realize Limp Wrist is playing, oh no!
We're not the typical safe punk band
We're the raunchy ol' Wrist
Band of [bad word] His son's 19 and bored with his life
It's a tired straight world, he doesn't want a wife
Daddy thought he'd have some good clean fun
Daddy let me tell you that your son's the one

The kids here aren't like the ones at other shows
The kids are really crazy here, it's the way that it goes
Daddy didn't know his boy had a plan
Daddy did you know your boy's out looking for a man?

Does your Daddy know who the [bad word] is playing this show?
The record and shirt you bought, you hid it away
Cuz your folks will harass you cuz they'll think that you're [bad word] 
Does your daddy know?