[bad word] the Russian wears a robe
And swallows live frogs whenever he can find them
And stares at everyone
He starts one fight a day
Until they take him away.

And we sit in the sun between eleven and one
Looking at the clock
Having fun
Watching Booker T get over his electric shock

Sign on the wall one inch tall
Says you'll feel better if you shave and cut your hair off
And you'll get better too
And the doctor says
"No no no
Unless you think you're Jesus"
Well I am Jesus
Just don't tell anyone.

And we sit in the sun between eleven and one
Looking at the clock
Having fun
Watching Booker T get over his electric shock

Perry the Mexican general never washes his clothes
So we took him one night, trying to get him clean
Put him in the washing machine
He started to scream
"Whoa whoa whoaaaa" [bad word] the Russian wears a robe
And swallows live frogs whenever he can find them
And stares at everyone
He starts one fight a day
Until they take him away

And we sit in the sun between eleven and one
Looking at the clock
Having fun
Watching Booker T get over his electric shock
Watching Booker T get over his electric shock