"Ojii-chan ni natta toki sumu kuni, nante [bad word] kedo…,
Kanada (Canada) ni wa subarashii tokoro ga takusan [bad word] nda! 
Kyou wa shoukai [bad word] iku yo."

Shizen wo mankitsu Kanadian・rokkī (Canadian Rockie(s))
Yuudaina oounabara Raito hausu・rūto (Lighthouse Route) [bad word] yoki fuukei [bad word] kōnā (Orwell Corner)
Mottomo sumi-yasui toshi Bankūbā (Vancouver)

Kanadian (Canadian)-gou ni notte Sasukachuwan (Saskatchewan) e ike ba
Dai-sougen kireina mizuumi 
Kokoro mo karada mo rifuresshu (refresh) [bad word] yo
"Hara hetta, nani ka kuwasero"
"Ikinari nan dai Kumasaburou-san… Souieba boku mo onaka suitekita yo, Son'na toki wa…"
 [bad word] siroppu (maple [bad word]  ando Hotto kēki (hot cake)!
Atatakai uchini issho ni tabeyou
Ierō naifu (Yellowknife) de Ōrora (aurora) minagara
yukkuri sugosu shiawasena jikan☆

"Dare?"
"Kanada dayo-!!"

Akkan no hakuryoku Naiagara (Niagara) no taki
Kawa wo gyakuryuu [bad word] (Reversing Falls) [bad word] ni [bad word] Ch [bad word] (Churchill)
Mottomo kiri-bukai machi Sento・jonzu (St. John's)
Via-tetsudou ni notte [bad word] (Montreal) e ike ba
kyuu-shigaichi sutekina machinami [bad word] kaidou de rirakkusu (relax) shiyou yo
"n-… Sore, [bad word] no ka?"
"Kumakichi-san, kore wa taberarenai yo…"

Rōsuto tākī (roast turkey) ando Kurisumasu orenji (Christmas orange)
Kouyou ga [bad word] to fuyu ga [bad word] Howaito hōsu (Whitehorse) de inu-zori ni nore ba
kisetu wo [bad word] tanoshii jikan♪
 [bad word] siroppu ando Kauchin sētā (Cowichan sweater)
Omiyage ni wa kore Boku no osusume
Gurisu [bad word] (Grise Fiord) de Inuitto (Inuit) ni ae ba
dentou [bad word] tokubetsu na jikan☆

"Dou kana-? kanada no subarashii tokoro wakattekureta kana?"
"Omae,dare?"
"Mou, Kumasaku-san! Kimi no kainushi no Kanada da yo-!!!"

English translation:
"It's often said to be the country that people live in when they [bad word] grandpas
Canada has some really wonderful places! I'm going to introduce them today!"

Full of wilderness, the Canadian Rockies
Splendour of the great oceans, the Lighthouse [bad word] and beautiful scenery, the Orwell Corner
The easiest city to live in, Vancouver

If you ride on the Canadian Rail and go to Saskatchewan
Your body and soul can be refreshed by vast meadows and pretty lakes
"I'm hungry, give me something to eat"
"What're you saying so suddenly, Kumasaburou-san.... Now that I think of it, I'm starting to feel hungry, for times like this..."[2]

Maple [bad word] & Pancakes!
Let's eat them together while they're still warm
Watching the Aurora in Yellowknife
Slowly enjoying the happy times☆

"Who are you?"
"I'm Canada!"

The pinnacle of strength, Niagara Falls
Countering the current, Reversing Falls
You can meet a beluga at Churchill
The foggiest city Saint John's

If you take the VIA Rail and go to Montreal
In the old town, there are wonderful street shops
We can relax on the maple highway
"I see~ Can I eat that?"
"Kumakichi-san, you can't eat this..."

Roast Turkey & Christmas Orange
With the end of the red [bad word] winter
If you ride on a dog sled at Whitehorse
You can feel the seasons spending fun times

Maple [bad word] and Cowichan Sweater
I [bad word] these as souvenirs
If you meet an Inuit at the Grise Fiord
Feeling the traditions, a special time☆

"How was that? Do you know Canada's wonderful spots now?"
"Who are you?"
"Geez, Kumasaku-san! I'm your owner, Canada!!!"