I was really not the sort
To do it on the tennis court
He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

I couldn't wait to feast my eyes
On his meaty, hairy thighs
He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

Hitting volleys in the park
Both of us felt the spark
He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

I couldn't get into a groove
And he said he liked the way I move
He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

So we whipped and [bad word] And [bad word] and whipped
And whipped and [bad word] And [bad word] and whipped
He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

Then we licked and sucked
And sucked and licked
And licked and sucked...alot of [bad word] He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

This went on for quite some time
Got alot of exercise
He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

But after months of practice
Finally he got his [bad word] kicked
I whipped his [bad word] in tennis
Then he [bad word] my [bad word] in bed!

So we whipped and [bad word] And [bad word] and whipped
And whipped and [bad word] And [bad word] and whipped
I whipped his [bad word] in tennis
Then he [bad word] my [bad word] in bed

When he and I are going at it
You know there's gonna be some racket
I whipped his [bad word] in tennis
Then he [bad word] my [bad word] in bed

He whipped my [bad word] in tennis
Then I [bad word] his [bad word] in bed

We whipped some [bad word] in tennis
Then we [bad word] some [bad word] in bed

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