Hemorrhoy Rogers is a special guy / Hemorrhoy Rogers fell out of the sky / Now he’s dead / Broke open his head / Das Hemorrhoy requiem / That big fool / living with drool / He never learned [bad word]  / His body is rotting and will be gone soon / Hurry my friend and go get a spoon / We’ll eat his brain / consume his past pain / It tastes great / Like dozens of apple jacks? / Never again shall trouble befall us / and if it does it’s not my fault this time! / Hemorrhoy Rogers is a special guy / Hemorrhoy Rogers fell out of the sky