As much as I [bad word] and these video games, 
I need a little something, not just any old dame. 
I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 
'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. 
As much as I [bad word] and these video games, 
I need a little something, not just any old dame. 
I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 
'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. 

I'm a snuggle bear, write poetry and blog a lot, 
in a hurry for a birdie I can snog a lot. 
I'm the kinda guy that you should get to know. 
Give you a neck message, make your [bad word] explode. 
I like pop punk, hip-hop and NPR. 
If I had a Huffy, you could ride the handlebars. 
Got some battle scars but that means I survived. 
Now I'm lookin' for a lady to walk by my side. 
Better like Boy meets World and Lost. 
Gotta have a little bit of soul, no WASPs. 
Red hair helps, keep those hips on lock. 
No fatties, no fuglies, I only hunt fox. 
Do you like Metal Gear, 'cause I wanna see your box. 
Do you like what you hear 'cause I got the bon motts. 
If you're a snuggle bear, got the cuddle onslaught. 
Yo, I rhyme about the booty, but I like it on top. 

As much as I [bad word] and these video games, 
I need a little something, not just any old dame. 
I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 
'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. 
As much as I [bad word] and these video games, 
I need a little something, not just any old dame. 
I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 
'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. 

Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby. 
Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby. 
Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby. 
Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby. 

You don't have to be a nerd, yo. 
Could you do the opera, could you do an Ergs show? 
I step off the stage and I'm totally alone. 
Maybe's why I'm [bad word] #39; to the 'dro. 
I need a counterpart, need a better half; 
good sense of humor, yeah, you better like to laugh 
'cause I'm always joking. See, the war gives me a rash. 
If you're not a democrat, then you can kiss my [bad word]  
Would you just be troublin', keep it bubblin' like a boulabaise? 
Go to the VMAs, would you rock the T and A? 
I need a cutie face, conversate for days, 
wake up in the morning, act like we're still on a date. 
And would you care, would you listen, would you love me for me? 
Promise not to get jealous because my [bad word] is so "leet"? 
Stick with me through the thick and thin? I think that we should meet. 
 [bad word] the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I got that [bad word] beat. 

As much as I [bad word] and these video games, 
I need a little something, not just any old dame. 
I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 
'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. 
As much as I [bad word] and these video games, 
I need a little something, not just any old dame. 
I need a little lady, make my life less lame, 
'cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name. 

Ooh, Shalina, walkin' down the street, ten times a week. 
I said it, I meant it, I stole my momma's credit. 
I'm cool, smooth, hit me in the stomach one more time... 

Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster. 
Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go. 
Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster. 
Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go. 
Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster. 
Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go. 
Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster. 
Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go!