Your first mistake
Was to think
You could [bad word] with the ranch
Here [bad word]  here [bad word] Tiny [bad word] in my hand
Do you think you'd like to have
blockbuster up your [bad word] 
Do you think you'd like that?
Do ya, [bad word] 

We'll smash your eggs
And then your head
We'll nab your kids
Take out back on the deck
And barbeque their ribs
Throw their heads into your ivy,
Water them with [bad word] Do you think you'd like that?
Do ya, [bad word]