Hold on a minute
we're missing something. Oh!
I got the muffins, now we're set let's go
 [bad word] now ditzy
adventures to be had
who knows what waits out there, oh...

Now as we both go on through
ride through time!
Epic quests are in our destinies!

we always [bad word] to save the day
riding on the Tardis!
we are the knights of time and space
paragons of greatness!
our foes beware, we always strike and fight as one!

You're one strange pony
and kinda crazy
but even so you're still my best friend

I'm honoured Ditzy
my dear assistant
you're my dearest friend Ditzy Doo
 [bad word] 
(solos)
(modified [bad word] -- we are the Doctor and Ditzy!