Can ye smell the neu smell, travelling through the air? 
Aye I can lad, it's [bad word] from over there 
over the hills, down in the valley, there's new buildings there 
there's a nuclear power dumpsite someone doesn't care 
Parliament says it's safe, well why not build it there..

i love tube disasters 
i wanna marry a tube disaster 
i want another one like the last one 
cause i live for tube disasters yeah 

build up some speed 
don't shut your eyes 
make sure that everyone in the train dies 
you don't get no prize no time to say goodbyes 
just smile everyone, 
you'll be on t.v. tonight that's right 

i love tube disasters 
i wanna marry a tube disaster 
i want another one like the last one 
cause i live for tube disasters yeah 

go through a wall forget about the brakes 
it's so much easier than the pills you can take 
i go through moorgate and i'm wide awake 
but no bloody driver's gone and made a mistake, 
that's yet
is it me that needs a home? 
not likely, vicarious of living rids your boredom 

i love tube disasters 
i wanna marry a tube disaster 
i want another one like the last one 
cause i live for tube disasters yeah 

[outro poem]
and oh as yes, the sky did turn to night 
i shield my eyes and hide from the bright of day 
and cast the stone, deep into the field of man 
and hide in shame and low the flag, raised in vain 
and close my mind to this lost day 
and shield my body with ferns of grey 
and ask no more of life unsaved and smile no more, 
and lay here scaved [bad word] the tombstone of my grave