Hello, hello! [bad word] to your first night!
In the place, where the pizza is hot, and the fun brings light!
Now you saw us in the local news,
What made your thought presume?
This was a job for you? What will you do?
Between twelve am and the break of a dawn,
The toys start to glitch from when their power on,
You got your cameras and you flashlight -
- what is more is there you need?
Just be quick, just be ready,
Cuz they're pretty scary!

Be very very wary as the night goes on,
I may be there in the beginning, but not for long...
I've prerecorded you messages to keep you ALIIIIIVE!

Cuz I'm the Phone Guy! 
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
Once the time ends near, I will not be here...
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! RING-RING!
These are all [bad word] I bring!
There's not a lot of time before I [bad word] you to survive!
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! TICK-TOCK!
Watch the hours on the clock!
The time as arisen to be careful of decisions you make..

Hey hey! How ya donig? 
Now the first night was fine!
But there's a deep dark warning 
From the future up ahead, so divine!
Now you see a Pirate Cove is a blare! 
Just keep an eye on this guy,
And you'll be prepared!
Now the rest of the bunch,
Well, I'm not too sure,
Because the next thing you know
They're outside your door!
So don't forget my simple methods,
And just use your light,
Before they take your body,
And they leave you to die...

Be very very wary
To the battery drains!
So just use your only tools,
And your life remains!
So keep your light shining bright for the final NIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Cuz I'm the Phone Guy! 
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
Once the time ends near, I will not be here...
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! RING-RING!
These are all [bad word] I bring!
There's not a lot of time before I [bad word] you to survive!
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! TICK-TOCK!
Watch the hours on the clock!
The time as arisen to be careful of decisions you make..

Hey there dude!
Glad you're back!
The last security guard just couldn't
Pick up the slack!
So now you're the new guy
Picking up the job,
So please understand,
That this nightmare never stops!
So we built it up from the scratch,
Taking the [bad word] 
Taking the stuff that wouldn't work,
Cuz we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk,
To add suspencion,
The 'tention is this attraction,
Check the vents for your protecrion
From the broken down hallucinations...
In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit!
You know the cover-up stories - sounds kinda cute!
Just remember now, that everything's gonna be fine,
Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind!
Now before I leave - I just remembered -
- We found a toy!
freaking robot with brains - 
- Oh, what a joy!
So I'll pass you recordings of the original voice,
See, he'll never leave you, so listen...
YOU'VE GOTTA NO CHOICE!!!!

Hey 16x

Cuz I'm the Phone Guy! 
I'm here to take the care and the fear,
Once the time ends near, I will not be here...
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! RING-RING!
These are all [bad word] I bring!
There's not a lot of time before I [bad word] you to survive!
Yeah, I'm the Phone Guy! TICK-TOCK!
Watch the hours on the clock!
The time as arisen to be careful of decisions you make..