No one creeps like Amon 
Haunts your sleep like Amon 
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like Amon

For there’s no Equalist half as manly 
Perfect, a pure paragon! 
You can ask any non-bender handy 
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be on

No one’s fast as Amon 
Wears a mask like Amon 
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s [bad word] like Amon

And his speeches are really intimidating 
My what a guy, that Amon!

Give five “flameo”s 
Give twelve “yip-yip”s 
Amon is the best and the rest is all drips

No one plots like Amon 
Calls the shots like Amon 
No one hides out and never gets caught like Amon

So you benders don’t even think of escaping 
My what a guy, Amon!