lot I've wondered, 
How do I swing this?
I gotta be up for a long while, 
'Cause I gotta know it, know it tonight.
'Cause if I did, 
Would That Not Be Nice.

I wish that I was in Minneapolis, 
Like Barbarita, we lay lights flat, 
And share a feeling under the moonlight. [bad word] to think it, 
Would That Not Be Nice.

There's Cleopatra, up on her [bad word] Cleopatra [bad word]  come back home
I'll be here waiting with basmati rice.
Can you tell me now, 
Would That Not Be Nice.

You're so [bad word]  a little deranged.
Sometimes I wish that, you were just strange, 
I must admit it, that sounds alright.
And if you were, 
Would That Not Be Nice.

You got a carpet, candelabra from California.
And if you light it, you set the room up, 
With flickering lights.
And if you did, 
Would That Not Be Nice.
Would That Not Be Nice